I'm bored, here are some random statistics

As some of you may have noticed this server has many more players than the rest of the domain. A total of 3,248.

UK3 - 3,248
UK5 - 1,920
UKx3 - 930
UK1 - 417

and the rest have even lower than that.

Now you might argue that these are all inactive accounts but according to Travian General statistics 3,083 of those accounts are active.

BUT

(I like big BUTs and I cannot lie.)

Only 439 of these players are in alliances with over 10 players in. That is just ~14% of the servers active players currently in alliances.

I can see only one feasible explanation. There is a secret society of travian players that have yet to announce themselves on this server and they plan to take over. With potentially 2,500 players operating in the shadows the pose a significant threat to all alliances.

You call me crazy? You call me paranoid?

Well answer this then, if they aren't all working together then why haven't THOR been able to recruit them all? :P

Episode 2, "But I love him!"

I'm sure we have all been there. When a young lady brings home a bad boy to meet the parents or a young lad brings home the town bike to do the same and your parents refuse to accept them.

This seems to be the case in the north west, south west, west! In the West. NMS have brought Sins home to dinner but THOR & THOR 2 do not seem to approve.

THOR confeds:
THOR II
NMS

THOR II confeds:
THOR
NMS

NMS confeds:
THOR
THOR II
Sins

Sins confeds:
NMS

Not nearly ad bad as the Imperium 'one with at war with another whilst both still confeded to the remaining' but that ended up in Carnage! Budumtssst

Now i haven't read all 4 million books written by authors appealing to a younger generation in the hope they will never have to work again but the general gist I have gotten from television is there is only a few options.

Scenario 1, the parents grit their teeth and accept them

THOR
THOR II
NMS
Sins

Scenario 2, puppy love causes them to run away and elope leaving mummy and daddy all alone.

THOR
THOR II

NMS
Sins


Scenario 3, they run away and yet the bad boy already had a new girl who has settled all around their stronghold.

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Perhaps after this they meet a nice sensitive guy and settle down.

THOR
THOR II

NMS
MFH?

Sins
Negan


Who knows, maybe Carnage West will even get involved somewhere leaving Carnage East with no one to talk to. Only one thing is certain and that is that I am dying to know how the Skype dynamics of that meta work!

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