Worst attack reports

I have a few reports that i wanted to share, but they don't deserve to go in the "best attack reports" so heres a new thread :D

Turk attampts to clear and chief with other a minute gap between each attack
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/39856378b2f
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/398564e52f9

Following night, turk clears, another turk cats destroying an iron foundry, then five minutes later the chief lands... (without even destroying residence)
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/39856580dbb
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/39856651faa
http://travian-reports.net/us/report/3985679176b

And there I was thinking the turks had actually improved this round... guess i was wrong :D

Keep posting funny failed attacks! ;)